英语谜语 Riddles

Why is six afraid of seven?　
-----------------------Because seven eight nine.

What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?
-----------------------Mom.

Why do lions eat raw meat?
-----------------------Because they never learn to cook.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-----------------------To get to the other side.

Why did the fox cross the road?
-----------------------To get the chicken.

Why did the gum cross the road?
-----------------------It was on the chicken’s foot.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
-----------------------To prove it was not a chicken.

Why did the weasel cross the road twice?
-----------------------He was a double crosser.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
-----------------------It didn’t have the guts.

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?
-----------------------Ann umbrella.

What's black and white and red all over?
-----------------------A zebra that doesn’t know how to put lipstick on.

What is the largest ant in the world?
-----------------------An elephant.

How much is a skunk worth?
-----------------------One scent.

What kind of monkey can fly?
-----------------------A hot air baboon.

Why did the cake like to play baseball?
-----------------------Because it was a good batter.

What goes hahaha, plop?
-----------------------Someone laughing their head off.

Why didn't the lady run away from the attacking lion?
-----------------------They told her it was a maneating lion.

Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa?
-----------------------Because leopards are already born with spots.

What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
-----------------------It split.

Swings by his thigh a thing most magical! Below the belt, beneath the folds of his clothes it hangs, a hole in its front end, stiff-set and stout, but swivels about. Levelling the head of this hanging instrument, its wielder hoists his hem above the knee: it is his will to fill a well-known hole that it fits fully when at full length. He has often filled it before. Now he fills it again.

----------------------- a key

I'm the world's wonder, for I make women happy --a boon to the neighborhood, a bane to no one,
though I may perhaps prick the one who picks me. I am set well up, stand in a bed, have a roughish root. Rarely (though it happens) a churl's daughter more daring than the rest --and lovelier! --lays hold of me, and lays me in larder.

She learns soon enough, the curly-haired creature who clamps me so, of my meeting with her: moist is her eye!

-----------------------an onion

A young man made for the corner where he knew she was standing; this strapping youth had come some way--with his ow

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